The first guy was fine. Nothing overtly wrong with him. The next guy was pasty, puffy and...slightly desperate. He sent me an email just gushing about me. I am great, I know this, but talking about my "radiant beauty"??? Really? One guy was just old looking. And if the guy has bigger boobs than I do? Well, that just can't be a plus for my psyche.
Here is the great mystery of online dating. Why post a picture from 10 years/30 pounds ago? Like I am not going to notice there is a difference? Really? False advertising is illegal in the real world, people (isn't it?). And when the guy is dumb enough to post a picture with a DATE on it. No, I don't mean a female date, I mean a calendar date. When I see a picture from 2005, I know to just keep on moving...cuz if he has to go back 4 years to find a decent picture, well enough said.
And isn't it horrible that I am even focusing on this? But I can't help it. If I can't find one thing that would make me want to hold his hand, then why bother? Who would have thought the youngun and J would mess me up for other men? But, let me tell you, if I could just build a physical being based on those guys, I would be one happy happy girl. I think I am going to go younger. Obviously, I am not having luck finding guys my age. I will go back to the cougar route.
I did call my beloved Dr. Hottie though. I left a message with his nurse to tell her that if his friend was still available, then I would be willing to be set up. And I couldn't just casually say it -- I rambled and stuttered and generally made myself seem pretty damn stupid. But at least I put it out there. Oh well. And odd - but the nurse just called me. She is going to a party at Dr. Hottie's house tonight and is going to check things out. Funny.